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The roomy fit and durable double-needle construction mean it holds up wash after wash while keeping that lived-in softness and color depth that gets better with every wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavy-weight fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL and in 58 color options; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53687862690106,"sku":"22335141812720430900","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53687862722874,"sku":"19134260422289676690","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53687862755642,"sku":"26012329563184547790","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53687862788410,"sku":"33000677751037088285","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53687862821178,"sku":"23204688041915440543","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/3970583543526428216_2048.jpg?v=1783306295"},{"product_id":"mondays-am-i-rite-cat-coffee-mug-funny-grumpy-cat-ceramic-mug-fueled-by-caffeine-regret","title":"Mondays… Am I Rite? 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Whether it’s a quiet Monday morning or a long workday, this mug speaks to that exact mood — caffeinated, slightly regretful, and oddly comforted by the shared experience of not being a morning person.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp full-color printing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish 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The shirt’s front shows a fluffy, grumpy cat clutching a steaming mug with the words \"Don't talk to me until after coffee,\" combining cozy humor and everyday honesty. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the fit airy and comfortable for lounging, errands, or a slow start to the day. Thoughtful construction — side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape — helps the tee hold its shape wash after wash. 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