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Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, they’re made to last and to travel with you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy full-color front with scratch- and UV-resistant mylar\u003cbr\u003e- Durable steel safety-pin backing for secure attachment\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing that matches bold designs\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit placement and style\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA using globally sourced components\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"1.25\"","offer_id":53675544478010,"sku":"22380901549526367502","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/2215712124723792519_2048.jpg?v=1783198474"},{"product_id":"ceramic-mug-the-professional-thinker-pink-graphic-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","title":"Ceramic Mug - \"The Professional Thinker\" Pink Typography Coffee Cup for Creative Women","description":"This glossy white ceramic mug brings bold, playful energy to your morning routine. Bright magenta lettering and graphic splashes wrap around the cup, making each sip feel like a little celebration of confidence and creativity. The sturdy C-handle and smooth shiny finish make it comfortable to hold and easy to clean, while the vibrant print resists fading so your message stays loud. Choose 11oz for a standard coffee hit or 15oz when you need that extra pour. Lead- and BPA-free, microwave- and dishwasher-safe — it’s built to be used every day and shown off on your desk or kitchen shelf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHold it during brainstorming sessions, keep it by your laptop during late-night edits, or bring it out at casual meet-ups to spark a laugh. The upbeat design speaks to people who work hard and like to keep things light: makers, content creators, small-business hustlers, and anyone who wants a little attitude in their caffeine break. Let it sit on your counter like a tiny billboard of personality — practical, durable, and unapologetically bright.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, fade-resistant print on glossy ceramic\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with a comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free for everyday safe use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53681458708794,"sku":"12621416631279840713","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/9143610076496983922_2048.jpg?v=1783212393"},{"product_id":"t-shirt-the-professional-thinker-graphic-tee-pink","title":"Professional Thinker T-Shirt — \"The Professional Thinker\" 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The glossy, full-wrap print in vibrant hot pink reads like a rallying cry, accented with playful icons and ink-splatter details. It feels lively in the morning commute, confident on a studio desk, and motivational during long brainstorming sessions. 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The garment-dyed heavy cotton feels worn-in from the first wear, softening with every wash. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on busy mornings, late-night creative sprints, or when you want to laugh at your own scatterbrained charm. Lightweight in attitude but sturdy in construction, the tee sits comfortably through long days and weekend hangs, blending casual ease with a cheeky, relatable message that sparks smiles and knowing nods.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53681509040442,"sku":"53645505711295440076","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53681509073210,"sku":"98119813003396749067","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53681509105978,"sku":"18628696153421500073","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53681509138746,"sku":"12476154531589491564","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53681509171514,"sku":"28050349951208730731","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/25356019055498054_2048.jpg?v=1783261767"},{"product_id":"crewneck-sweatshirt-37-tabs-open-my-brain-vintage-browser-graphic","title":"Crewneck Sweatshirt — \"37 Tabs Open\" Funny Brain Browser Graphic","description":"A cozy, lived-in sweatshirt that reads like an inside joke for the overthinkers, creatives, and chronic tab collectors. The soft white crew showcases a vintage browser-window design that says “37 Tabs Open” with a tiny racing car and subtle muted tones —equal parts humorous and tender. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during late-night brainstorms, or on lazy weekends when your mind is both scattered and full of ideas. The roomy classic fit and clean crew neckline let the design sit front-and-center while the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape wash after wash. It feels like a warm nudge: relatable, gently self-aware, and quietly stylish in any casual rotation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery options: placement choices include left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.\u003cbr\u003e- Durable build: double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting wear.\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable fabric: medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²) 50\/50 cotton-poly blend with tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and smoother drape.\u003cbr\u003e- Ethical and certified: uses ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol) and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes.\u003cbr\u003e- Label \u0026amp; printing: tear-away inner neck label; DTF printed neck labels and wrist prints, with DTG for other prints.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53681510154554,"sku":"77438772044644443342","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53681510187322,"sku":"24317584390417665174","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53681510220090,"sku":"69233799827440918178","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53681510252858,"sku":"25324482804596114987","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53681510285626,"sku":"14242065186580161652","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53681510318394,"sku":"14266202337324877264","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/2643863936120115836_2048.jpg?v=1783261893"},{"product_id":"hoodie-37-tabs-open-my-brain-retro-computer-graphic-pullover","title":"Hoodie — \"37 Tabs Open My Brain\" Retro Computer Graphic Pullover","description":"Soft, roomy, and a little bit chaotic—in the best way. This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a nostalgic, screen-filled vibe: a retro browser window graphic reads “37 Tabs Open” above “My Brain,” capturing that buzzy, distracted energy we all know too well. Wear it when you’re juggling projects, settling into a long study session, or lounging at a coffee shop while your mind scrolls a mile a minute. The plush 50\/50 cotton–poly blend keeps you warm without feeling heavy. A double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket add everyday comfort. Subtle DTF sleeve and wrist prints or optional embroidery give it personality without overpowering the design. It’s made with attention to responsible production and OEKO-TEX–certified dyes, so you get both comfort and conscience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton–poly medium-weight blend for warmth and soft hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner, waste-reducing construction\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF sleeve\/wrist prints and optional chest\/wrist embroidery for added detail\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX–certified dyes and compliant manufacturing with tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53681512710458,"sku":"75071306048448169628","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53681512743226,"sku":"10935829005652648540","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53681512775994,"sku":"16172686351351749042","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53681512808762,"sku":"15521026695503257163","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53681512841530,"sku":"16548275752836276952","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/2333656688788438667_2048.jpg?v=1783261986"},{"product_id":"spiral-notebook-37-tabs-open-my-brain-humorous-productivity-journal","title":"Spiral Notebook — \"37 Tabs Open, My Brain\" Humorous Productivity Journal","description":"A compact spiral notebook made for the scatterbrained and multitaskers who wear their ideas like browser tabs. The front cover features a playful illustrated browser window reading “37 tabs open… my brain,” capturing that frantic-but-creative energy. Inside, 118 ruled pages of smooth 90 gsm paper let your thoughts flow without bleed-through. The metal spiral binding lies flat for easy writing and lets you tear out pages cleanly. A dark grey back cover and an inner document pocket keep loose notes, receipts, or inspiration tucked safely away. Carry it to meetings, coffee shops, or your favorite cozy corner when you need a place to tame the chaos and capture the next good idea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 118 ruled pages (59 sheets) of 90 gsm paper for smooth, low-bleed writing\u003cbr\u003e- Metal spiral binding that lays flat and allows clean page removal\u003cbr\u003e- Front cover print with a dark grey back cover for a polished look\u003cbr\u003e- Inner document pocket on the inside back cover for extra storage\u003cbr\u003e- Compact 6\" x 8\" size with sturdy 350 gsm covers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":53681521033530,"sku":"25515988903287884679","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/10535004677229711335_2048.jpg?v=1783262250"},{"product_id":"woven-blanket-retro-computer-37-tabs-open-my-brain-throw","title":"Woven Blanket — Retro Computer “37 Tabs Open, My Brain” Throw","description":"This woven blanket brings a cozy, analog-computer charm to small living spaces. Tight cotton weaving and colorful fringed edges create a tactile throw that reads like a retro desktop snapshot — pixelated window borders, a numeric badge, and a faded screen motif sit gently on a neutral ground. It’s the kind of blanket you drape over a sofa arm or fold at the foot of a bed when you want a quiet, nostalgic accent that still feels lived-in. The woven threads add texture and weight, so the design becomes part of the fabric’s character rather than a flat print. Choose the Artwork variant if you want the bold, blocky elements to remain clear; choose the Photo variant when you want more subtle tonal transitions in photographic imagery. 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The front print mimics a cluttered browser — “37 tabs open” stamped above a tiny, frazzled brain illustration — and sits low on the chest for a casual, lived-in look. Wear it to coding sprints, late-night study sessions, or low-key meetups when you want to admit you’re juggling too much without saying a word. Soft, breathable fabric keeps you cool while the retail fit layers easily under hoodies or stands alone when the temperature rises. 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This plush velveteen blanket carries a playful, illustrated design—a sleepy brain wearing sunglasses beside a browser window that reads “37 Tabs Open, My Brain.” It’s the kind of cozy companion that understands late-night scrolling, multi-tab research spirals, and the warm fuzz of creative overwhelm. Soft against the skin and noticeably weighty, it settles you into focus or rest. Drape it over a desk chair between work sprints, throw it across your lap during a streaming marathon, or tuck it around you while journaling through a noisy mind. The design speaks to anyone who lives with a bustling mind and a sense of humor about it—students with full schedules, creatives juggling projects, remote workers in endless tabs—making ordinary moments feel seen and a little lighter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% or 83\/17 polyester blend — soft, durable velveteen feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight (≈300 g\/m²) for cozy warmth and drape\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, single-side high-detail print that won’t fade easily\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards; adult use only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":53681524343098,"sku":"32093631543540290902","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/9086344751923132979_2048.jpg?v=1783262292"},{"product_id":"retro-computer-tee-my-brain-is-on-dial-up-vintage-tech-graphic-shirt","title":"Retro Computer Tee — \"My Brain Is On Dial-Up\" Vintage Tech Graphic Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.90 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.20 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.70 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This lightweight crew tee brings retro tech nostalgia to everyday wear. A vivid, vaporwave-inspired print – complete with a vintage computer, dial-up prompts, and playful stickers – sits across the chest, evoking late‑90s floppy-disk-era charm and tongue-in-cheek internet humor. The soft Airlume combed cotton feels breathable against the skin and layers smoothly under jackets or hoodies. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape steady through washes, while a ribbed knit collar and retail cut deliver a clean, versatile silhouette you’ll reach for when you want to show off a little analog-era personality. REACH-certified materials and a tear-away label add comfort and responsible sourcing to the equation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed design producing crisp, vibrant chest and sleeve artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH-certified materials for added comfort and compliance\u003cbr\u003e- Varied fabric blends for select colors; made in humane, certified facilities\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length (from center back), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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The pastel, browser-window graphic sits across the chest like a playful mental map — colorful thought bubbles, tiny icons, and a cheeky central character make it feel like someone pinned their brain to a sweatshirt. Lightweight but substantial, it settles easily into everyday life: for study sessions, slow mornings with coffee, or when you want your outfit to say you’re delightfully chaotic and creative. The ribbed collar and tubular knit give a clean silhouette that layers well under a jacket or wears solo on cooler days. 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The shirt’s relaxed, slightly cropped silhouette and vintage pigment-dyed finish give it a nostalgic, off-duty energy—like something you’d grab before a coffee date, a long study session, or a weekend wandering through city streets. The playful, colorful artwork centered on the chest reads like a little map of a busy mind, turning scattered ideas into something delightfully readable. Wear it layered over a long sleeve or on its own; it grounds creative chaos with uncomplicated comfort and personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a strong, smooth printing surface\u003cbr\u003e- Heavy 6.1 oz fabric that holds structure and vintage pigment dye well\u003cbr\u003e- Boxy, slightly cropped fit with shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Pigment-dyed coloring for aged, lived-in tones; shade variations are natural\u003cbr\u003e- Neck label decorated with DTF\/DTG; sewn-in twill label for durable finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":53681572020538,"sku":"73682260124827428821","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":53681572053306,"sku":"55409856786951714533","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":53681572086074,"sku":"12444002465312917891","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53681572118842,"sku":"28154290777017895530","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53681572151610,"sku":"15194849057343303990","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/4652959489309411240_2048.jpg?v=1783290716"},{"product_id":"my-brain-browser-tab-tank-top-cute-colorful-mental-health-graphic-tank","title":"My Brain Browser Tab Tank Top — Cute Colorful Mental Health Graphic Tank","description":"Light, playful, and a little chaotic — this garment-dyed tank carries a colorful, cluttered brain map across the chest like a visual diary. Softly faded fabric and a relaxed cut make it feel worn-in from the first wear. Let the quirky, browser-window illustration start conversations at study sessions, beach days, or lazy mornings when your thoughts are everywhere and nowhere. The relaxed silhouette layers easily under an open shirt or stands alone when it’s warm. It’s for people who laugh at their own scatterbrained genius and want clothing that speaks that same language.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ringspun cotton for a soft, smooth hand and crisp print surface\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction gives a lived-in color and subtle texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner lines and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with a relaxed fit for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for durable, neat finishes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53681572413754,"sku":"18578057822745908469","price":31.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53681572446522,"sku":"21089630779916184336","price":31.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53681572479290,"sku":"53039113047738080596","price":31.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53681572512058,"sku":"25550941296560574961","price":31.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53681572544826,"sku":"15714694677381855948","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53681572577594,"sku":"26432509728877230548","price":38.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/7520468135120584926_2048.jpg?v=1783290617"},{"product_id":"flat-bill-cap-my-brain-cute-emoji-embroidered-snapback","title":"Flat Bill Cap — 'My Brain' Cute Emoji Embroidered Snapback","description":"Lightweight cotton twill and a classic five-panel silhouette meet playful, slightly chaotic charm. 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The high-quality sublimation printing makes this black ceramic mug the perfect gift for your true coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: There is a subtle variance between the shade of the black color of the mug and the default black background of the print file.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53686542303546,"sku":"25506743428721940809","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/10811545033817975499_2048.jpg?v=1783261014"},{"product_id":"womens-ideal-racerback-tank-1","title":"Women's Ideal Racerback Tank","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 15.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 15.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.97 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.97 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.46 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.49 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n A high-quality print of this slim fit tank-top will turn heads. 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A retro web-browser motif wraps around the glossy surface, declaring “37 tabs open. My brain” alongside a cheeky illustrated brain in sunglasses. It’s built for those who run on creative clutter — the designer who keeps a dozen research pages, playlists, and notes open at once. Thick black ceramic keeps colors vibrant and the scene vivid. The C-shaped handle feels balanced in the hand. 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