Running on Protein and Poor Decisions Tee — DDD (Doug the Damn Dog)
XS / White
$33.95 USD
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$33.95 USD
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Running on Protein and Poor Decisions Tee — DDD (Doug the Damn Dog)
$33.95 USD
Sale price
$33.95 USD
Regular price
| This relaxed boxy tee brings playful gym humor and outdoor energy together. A vibrant, full-color print shows a cliffside leap with bold, tongue-in-cheek text about “running on protein and poor decisions,” giving the shirt a confident, irreverent voice. The midweight cotton knit drapes casually over the body, making it comfortable for outings, post-workout hangs, or lazy weekends. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh at the trailhead, nod to fellow gym-goers, or keep things light on a rest day. The tear-away label and clean side seams keep the focus on comfort, while the boxy silhouette layers easily under jackets or over hoodies for a lived-in look. |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Medium fabric weight — 7.5 oz / yd² (254 g/m²) for structure and drape
- Boxy, relaxed fit that layers and drapes effortlessly
- Side-seamed construction and tear-away label for added comfort
- Ships to U.S. and territories only
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Body Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.75 | 32.25 | 33.25 | 34.25 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 19.87 | 20.87 | 21.87 | 23.87 | 25.87 | 27.87 | 29.87 | 31.87 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 7.25 | 7.75 | 8.25 | 8.75 | 9.25 | 9.75 | 10.25 | 10.75 |