{"product_id":"tote-bag-low-battery-high-expectations-funny-grumpy-cat-graphic-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"Low Battery, High Expectations\" Funny Grumpy Cat Graphic Tote","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd data-row=\"1\"\u003eLightweight but tough, this polyester tote carries your day with a wink. The front print shows a grumpy, wide-eyed cat under a nearly-empty battery icon and the words “Low Battery, High Expectations,” giving the bag a humorous, slightly sarcastic personality. Black-lined seams and reinforced handles stand up to grocery runs, work commute clutter, or a stack of books. Boxed corners add depth for everyday piles, and five handle colors let you match mood or style. It feels like the kind of carry-all you reach for on mornings when coffee hasn’t kicked in but your standards remain unshaken.\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g\/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength and long-term use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Boxed corners create extra interior space and structure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Seam-matched black inner stitching and five handle color options\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e13\" × 13''\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e13.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e13.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"5\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"5\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e28.74\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHandle width, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e1.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":53712248144186,"sku":"17743868501473503797","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":53712248176954,"sku":"74306564818162983810","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":53712248209722,"sku":"18682024933983524369","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":53712248242490,"sku":"24049280813150890970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":53712248275258,"sku":"10708223613075147767","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/1603\/5898\/files\/17478582534074008417_2048.jpg?v=1783634017","url":"https:\/\/www.offmark.shop\/products\/tote-bag-low-battery-high-expectations-funny-grumpy-cat-graphic-tote","provider":"Offmark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}