{"product_id":"unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Low Battery, High Expectations T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd data-row=\"1\"\u003eA relaxed, classic-fit tee that speaks for those mornings when caffeine hasn't kicked in but standards remain sky-high. The front features a bold, vintage-style graphic: an exasperated cat, a low battery icon and the phrase “Low Battery, High Expectations.” The print’s muted reds and creams sit well on the clean white fabric, giving a retro poster vibe. Wear it lounging with sweatpants, layered under a cardigan for a cozy cafe run, or paired with jeans while you push through deadlines. The breathable 100% cotton body, tear-away label, and ribbed collar make it comfortable for long days; the garment’s durable knit and reinforced shoulder tape keep it looking lived-in rather than worn out. 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